Ninety-three days…

Everywhere I go, I’m being asked if I found the perfect pair of jeans.  The answer to that question is…  (Can you hear the drum roll?)  YES!!!  I found the perfect jeans!  I also found a pair of maroon ones with polka dots on them.  I know it seems a little crazy that I would make a decision to purchase colored jeans with polka dots, since I was already agonizing about whether or not it is even appropriate at my age to wear colored jeans at all.  But, I simply could not help myself.

Most women will completely relate to me when I say, “dressing rooms can be deceiving!”  The lighting and mirrors can serve as a façade to have you diving into your purse, grabbing your wallet, and slapping down your plastic at lightning speed.  Then you arrive home under your lights and in front of your mirrors only to be thrown into a complete frenzy of tears and hallucinatory phone calls to a lawyer threatening prosecution of those underhanded marketing masters.  Okay… deep breaths.  I am proud to say I finally had a shopping experience that did not include insanity.  The jeans actually fit, not only in the department store but also at home.  Hallelujah!

Now, one last thing… If you happen to see me in these jeans and think my perception of the way I look in them is completely delusional, please just smile and nod.  I’m feeling pretty good about my teeny bopper, polka dot, maroon, jeans.   Oh yeah, I forgot to mention they are skinny jeans…  (She giggles with excitement.)

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